Be Fashion Forward When You Hang Yourself

January 28, 2009

Men, i hate your ties. 

That paisley design that you bought at Mervins makes me want to set you on fire. It makes me wonder, when men purchase ties, do they keep their eyes shut? Do they panic at the massive assortment and just grab something quick so they can complete the transaction and escape shopping? I’m going to make it easy for you, do NOT buy shitty ties at shitty department stores. There are better options. Such as the amazing medley of fantastic ties at Cyberoptix Tie Lab. Stylish screenprints to bring savy to your business ensemble.  I mean, c’mon, tentacle ties people!! Tentacles!!!


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