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Off The Ice

February 14, 2009

I, like many cunts I know, have unhealthy obsessions. And the one that hurts our wallets the most has to be Fluevog

When you can identify the shoe’s name and the family it belongs to, you know it’s gone too far. You’re sucked in, and the only way out is by spending every penny you save on foot orgasms. 

 

Those of us besotted with the brand are currently squealing with joy in response to a few new releases. 

Body Part: The Business Boots! The only boot that’s a shoe and a boyfriend (if i need to spell it out for you, the heel is shaped like a cock).  $549

 

The LA: Melrose! The long awaited cousin to the legendary Grand Nationals. $445

 

The Earl of Warwick: Coventry! The fairest of the 2009 Men’s line. $295

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2 comments

  1. Just found your blog! Totally in love.
    xx


  2. “When you can identify the shoe’s name and the family it belongs to…”

    I can do the same, but with Lip Service lines. Of course with Lip Service, it’s a matter of learning what to avoid.



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