Stylecunt is the exiled seventh member of the Electric Six, banished due to cow bell related differences. Through the power of blog-complaining, she hopes to dash the dreams of the rest of humanity. 


Fetishcunt is a circus escapee from Mongolia, shipped to the United States via crate. One day we might let her out of that crate, if she repays that fiver she owes me. 


Steamcunt lost all four limbs in a tragic runaway hotdog cart accident. She spends the majority of her time searching for shoes to stick on the end of her peg legs. One day, she hopes people won’t run when she waves at them with her hook hands.

One comment

  1. I really love the little details– your names for things and the chapter titles on the side.

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